The World’s Penis Size Revealed

I came across one of the most random sites I’ve ever seen. It is a global map of the average penis size by country.

So let’s digest this a little.

We can see the old myth of Asian men being “smaller” than the average man is being confirmed by the SUPER scientific map and that African men are still “the big boys” on the block.

For me, the surprise runner in all this are the South America crew. Check out those bad boys!! 3 countries in the top 5 are South American with only 2 being African. Here is the list with biggest first:

Territory Name	Value
Congo	17.93
Ecuador	17.77
Ghana	17.31
Venezuela	17.03
Colombia	17.03
Lebanon	16.82
Cameroon	16.67
Bolivia	16.51
Hungary	16.51
Sudan	16.47
Jamaica	16.3
Panama	16.27
Benin	16.2
Brazil	16.1
Peru	16.03
Haiti	16.01
Puerto Rico	16.01
France	16.01
Dominican Republic	15.99
Senegal	15.89
Burkina Faso	15.89
Czech Republic	15.89
The Gambia	15.88
Cuba	15.87
Netherlands	15.87
Belgium	15.85
Zambia	15.78
Belize	15.75
Italy	15.74
Angola	15.73
Egypt	15.69
Zimbabwe	15.68
Guatemala	15.67
Georgia	15.61
Paraguay	15.53
Nigeria	15.5
Chad	15.39
Central African Republic	15.33
South Africa	15.29
Denmark	15.29
Nicaragua	15.26
Cote d’Ivoire	15.22
Slovakia	15.21
Uruguay	15.14
Slovenia	15.13
Mexico	15.1
Gaza Strip	15.06
Morocco	15.03
Bulgaria	15.02
Tunisia	15.01
Costa Rica	15.01
Honduras	15
El Salvador	14.88
Argentina	14.88
Serbia	14.87
Sweden	14.8
Croatia	14.77
Albania	14.73
Greece	14.73
Suriname	14.67
Belarus	14.63
Chile	14.59
Iceland	14.56
Iran	14.55
Iraq	14.5
Germany	14.48
Eritrea	14.39
Israel	14.38
Switzerland	14.35
Norway	14.34
Poland	14.29
Somalia	14.2
Algeria	14.19
Austria	14.16
Turkey	14.11
Cape Verde	14.05
New Zealand	13.99
Macedonia	13.98
Ukraine	13.97
United Kingdom	13.97
Canada	13.92
Greenland	13.87
Spain	13.85
Estonia	13.78
Finland	13.77
Libya	13.74
Azerbaijan	13.72
Afghanistan	13.69
Turkmenistan	13.48
Ethiopia	13.39
Australia	13.31
Armenia	13.22
Russia	13.21
United States	12.9
Ireland	12.78
Mongolia	12.77
Romania	12.73
Yemen	12.72
Pakistan	12.2
Indonesia	11.67
Singapore	11.53
Malaysia	11.49
Vietnam	11.47
Bangladesh	11.2
Hong Kong	11.19
Japan	10.92
China	10.89
Sri Lanka	10.89
Philippines	10.85
Taiwan	10.78
Burma	10.7
India	10.24
Thailand	10.16
Cambodia	10.04
South Korea	9.66

Ok, I know, this isn’t exactly scientific! 39 of the countries figures appear to come from universities or other such establishments, but the years are a little off. The top 6 countries figures come from uni’s, but the 8 after that don’t tell us where the info comes from.

Either way, lets use this map for what it’s meant to be used for……….. bragging that British sausage is bigger than Irish, American, Australian and Russian

Hunter-Gatherer Lifestyle

I have just finished reading an article in the December National Geographic magazine entitled “The Hadza”. The journalist had managed to arrange to go and spend some time with the Hadza hunter-gatherer people in Tanzania.

Just reading through the article got my imagination running. What would it be like to live totally off the land? Absolutely no worries other than food or safety. Granted, two VERY big worries, but when you live in a community that looks after each other (and most animals fearing humans) these worries don’t seem too large.

Quite the opposite seems true. If you know where to look for things, when you work together and don’t over do it on the consumtion side, life could work well.

However, the journalist does make some very good cons. Medical help is non-existent past berries and herbs, births would take place in bushes and infant mortality would be pretty high. But this would keep the human population down, thus saving the planet and all the other life forms a lot of pain, social problems would be eradicated, war would not take place, social disease would be minute and wealth (the root of all evil) would be meaningless. Sounds like heaven to me.

According to Jared Diamond, a UCLA professor and writer, turning from hunter-gatherer ti agriculture is nothing less than “the worst mistake in human history”. After Reading how the Hadza live, I agree with him!!! The Hadza don’t fight wars, as they have nothing to fight for. They share their hunts and berries. They have no hierachy at all, therefore no egos to stroke or positions to be envied, men and women have very defined roles, bur neither being more important than the other, no religious rules or Gods to kill for. I’m failing to see a single bad point in this type of living.

This way of life was there at the very beginning of mankind. It is what made us. It has served these people well since the dawn if our species. But unfortunately, I fear it won’t last. Modernity will creep in, arsehole selfish bastards will either force them from their land, change the land so they can’t live on it, or just plain exploit them in some way. Then this amazing people will vanish into modern slavery like the rest of us, but worse as we will look down on them.

I know that I’d never be able to live like this as I don’t have their knowledge and to give up my cushy life would be laughable, however, this doesn’t stop me wishing I’d been born into it or wishing the entire world would leave these people alone to live their perfect lifes in peace.

But, they have survived tens of thousands of years this way. Hopefully they’ll out live us too!